Post by mofailed on Aug 31, 2016 11:30:55 GMT 10
Wassap dog?
This thing Capcom does with Resident Evil 4. They have repeatedly ported it like no other Resident Evil game.
They are treating Resident Evil 4 like a prostitute. Are they a pimp?
The year is 2005...
Mr.Big from Streets Of Rage is sitting with Capcom at their base.
"Yeeees. YeeeeeeEESSS!", they say while squinting their eyes & rubbing their hands together. Evil plans forming.
Resident Evil 4 walks through the door. "Hey Capcom", she says.
"Hello Resident Evil 4 we've been waiting for you. My my don't you just look pretty. So pretty. YeeEEs.." says Capcom.
2005 Resident Evil 4 was at that time the best looking game around. "Why thanks Capcom guys", she says.
"Hey Resident Evil 4 how about you get out that door & sell your ass for me?", asks Capcom.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!!!", shouts Resident Evil 4.
Capcom bitch slaps Resident Evil 4 hard sending her into a superman slide over the capcom desk nearby..as she slides off
the desk she hits the floor hard & grabs her face. It is bruised. Hurt & angry she looks up at Capcom from the floor.
Capcom beats her & dresses her in a leopard skin slut dress, kicks her ass out the office door shouting at her.
"MAKE ME MONEY BITCH !!".
Nine long years later Resident Evil 4 she has sold her ass all over the world to millions of people. Resident Evil 4 is summoned
back to Capcom base in 2014....
"What the hell do you want with me now? I'm tired my ass hurts please just let me die?! " cries Resident Evil 4.
"Please relax Resident Evil 4, I have called you here just for that. For all your work I am going to give you a complete
make over okay?", says Capcom.
"REALLY? ", asks Resident Evil 4. She is so happy. Finally some reward.
"Why of course Resident Evil 4, here is your make over", says Capcom.
Capcom bitch slaps Resident Evil 4 hard & sends her into a superman slide over a nearby desk.
"I need to make you look better for the new generation of technology available these days so here have this", says Capcom.
Capcom smears lipstick all over Resident Evil 4s' face & kicks her out the office & yells" now you are H.D bitch go make me
some MONEY! MONEY MONEY MONEY ! BaWAHAhahahaaaa !!".
11 years later here we are. She sold her ass all over the world to millions of people. We all had our way with her.
When will capcom stop treating Resident Evil 4 like this?
What is it about this particular game that they do this?
Do actually they hate the fans?
Do they hate the people who made that game?
waassup with that?