REREV2--Hunters--Justin Bieber Fan Club

_____DUDE!  I LIVE to WRITE!  Sometime last year, I got published a
lil' series of the most lunacy-rich, insane, psychotic urban fantasy.  Think
Harry Potter crossed with Hunter S Thompson and beaten over the
head with a flaming Satanic guitar!  It is com-freaking-pletely different
from any of the novels I've written over the years.  Screw that!  I don't
think anything has been written in that style in over forty years.  
And since just about nobody bought the thing...  It might be a
good long while if I ever do something in that same style.  
_____If you wanna have a look-see, it's not hard to find.  Do a search
for the novel "THIS PLANET SUCKS" on Amazon.com.  And if yer bored,
and have got a manuscript or two lyin' around, you can self-publish on
Amazon's partner Create-a-Space for free!  There's a catch; there's 
ALWAYS a catch.  Ya gotta advertise yerself.  Hey, at least the printin'
is cheap--get yerself a PAPER-PRINTED copy of yer own novel an' impress
all yer older relatives who didn't think ya had much goin' on between the
ears.