Post by curseofnight86 on Jun 12, 2019 18:05:06 GMT 10
I'm playing RE Revelations for the first time and I think it is just plain stupid because....
Raymond looks so eff'in stupid. The less said about him, the better.
If you look at Parker's face from the side at a slight angle, he looks like a big baby with a beard.
Jill's 'Previously on Resident Evil Revelatons' intro lines sound phoned-in, like the actress just didn't care enough to try.
The story is soooo lame - Even for current(or modern, whatever) Resi standards. -- Terra-what? Someone in the game said the world wouldn't remember it in a year. I forgot in minutes.
I wish what's-her-face with Chris/Parker would STFU about her ass and legs and focus on WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THE GAME!(Oh? A hunter is trying to eat my face? I wouldn't date him! He's not my type! Tee-hee!)
There isn't a run button. Really? I know the jog speed is roughly equivalent to(or the same?) as in RERemake, Zero, etc., but it's a mental thing, ya'know? Like I feel an actual run button would help me dodge more than the dodge helps me dodge, although I like the dodge--it's great!
I would say more but I'm only on chapter 3 or 4(I don't care enough to know -- just beat the comm-officer with a knife cuz I ran out of pistol ammo and didn't have the shotgun or rifle yet -- circle strafe FTW! -- I found the shoty and rifle in the next chapter, got a check point after unlocking the coin door in the casino, saved and came here to rant....)
I just wana beat the campaign to unlock all the stages/characters in raid mode(so I can then swap out all these morons with characters I actually like - CVX Chris, Rebecca, Barry, Wesker, etc., -- HUGE thank you to all the talented modders on this board for all your work! I'm using a Rebecca replacement for Jill mod now so my enjoyment increased 78.97%!)
As I said, I'm just getting into this game and so far, I think RE Revelations is just plain stupid... but I like it!
I like it because....
Raid Mode. Love it. Why I got the game in the first place(more 'Becca time!)
Dodge feature. Love it. Although, like the parry in Dark Souls, I gotta keep practicing(especially sense I've switched from the Defualt control to Classic then back to Defualt and I'm no longer 100% positive how to do it, lol).
Exploration is rewarded with goodies/hidden items. This is always a good thing in games. Although, I didn't like the scanning mechanic(or gimmick) at first, it's growing on me. Although, I'm not to sure how I feel about getting a herb as a reward for scanning multiple enemies. I think it would be better if you received increased damage versus each enemy type scanned instead or in-addition too maybe.
Weapons upgrades are nice. Not much else to say here I suppose. I just hope it doesn't get stale too fast.
And of course the characters. Let's see, we've got Chris 'Roid' Redfield, Check. Jill in a skin tight outfit, Check. What's-her-face, Check. No Rebecca without mods, Check. Moving on...
Level design of the ship is really nice. I like the MSG2 feel of the opening chapter and the more classic Resi feel of some of the areas. Didn't think much of Chis's mountain level or Parker's urban level(not just because what's-her-face wouldn't zip it.) I hate flashbacks/jumping back and forth between different characters in games--generally speaking. There are exceptions of course(RE REV 2, which I have have on 360 and PC did it well, sorta....)
Edit: The music! How could I have forgotten about the music! I really like all the music I've heard so far in the game. I love the track that plays in the big circular hall.(called the Grand Hall right? I saw it called that in a walkthrough--yes, I got frustrated after I found the shotgun because I couldn't find the rifle and I really wanted to shoot things way far away and I was in a hurry and tired of playing and wanted to get to checkpoint, save, and quit, so I looked up the location in a guide--I'm so ashamed. ) Also, I really like the soft tune that plays when you open the weapon box. Very relaxing, probably my favorite, so far.
That's all I can think of now....
Your thoughts?
Raymond looks so eff'in stupid. The less said about him, the better.
If you look at Parker's face from the side at a slight angle, he looks like a big baby with a beard.
Jill's 'Previously on Resident Evil Revelatons' intro lines sound phoned-in, like the actress just didn't care enough to try.
The story is soooo lame - Even for current(or modern, whatever) Resi standards. -- Terra-what? Someone in the game said the world wouldn't remember it in a year. I forgot in minutes.
I wish what's-her-face with Chris/Parker would STFU about her ass and legs and focus on WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THE GAME!(Oh? A hunter is trying to eat my face? I wouldn't date him! He's not my type! Tee-hee!)
There isn't a run button. Really? I know the jog speed is roughly equivalent to(or the same?) as in RERemake, Zero, etc., but it's a mental thing, ya'know? Like I feel an actual run button would help me dodge more than the dodge helps me dodge, although I like the dodge--it's great!
I would say more but I'm only on chapter 3 or 4(I don't care enough to know -- just beat the comm-officer with a knife cuz I ran out of pistol ammo and didn't have the shotgun or rifle yet -- circle strafe FTW! -- I found the shoty and rifle in the next chapter, got a check point after unlocking the coin door in the casino, saved and came here to rant....)
I just wana beat the campaign to unlock all the stages/characters in raid mode(so I can then swap out all these morons with characters I actually like - CVX Chris, Rebecca, Barry, Wesker, etc., -- HUGE thank you to all the talented modders on this board for all your work! I'm using a Rebecca replacement for Jill mod now so my enjoyment increased 78.97%!)
As I said, I'm just getting into this game and so far, I think RE Revelations is just plain stupid... but I like it!
I like it because....
Raid Mode. Love it. Why I got the game in the first place(more 'Becca time!)
Dodge feature. Love it. Although, like the parry in Dark Souls, I gotta keep practicing(especially sense I've switched from the Defualt control to Classic then back to Defualt and I'm no longer 100% positive how to do it, lol).
Exploration is rewarded with goodies/hidden items. This is always a good thing in games. Although, I didn't like the scanning mechanic(or gimmick) at first, it's growing on me. Although, I'm not to sure how I feel about getting a herb as a reward for scanning multiple enemies. I think it would be better if you received increased damage versus each enemy type scanned instead or in-addition too maybe.
Weapons upgrades are nice. Not much else to say here I suppose. I just hope it doesn't get stale too fast.
And of course the characters. Let's see, we've got Chris 'Roid' Redfield, Check. Jill in a skin tight outfit, Check. What's-her-face, Check. No Rebecca without mods, Check. Moving on...
Level design of the ship is really nice. I like the MSG2 feel of the opening chapter and the more classic Resi feel of some of the areas. Didn't think much of Chis's mountain level or Parker's urban level(not just because what's-her-face wouldn't zip it.) I hate flashbacks/jumping back and forth between different characters in games--generally speaking. There are exceptions of course(RE REV 2, which I have have on 360 and PC did it well, sorta....)
Edit: The music! How could I have forgotten about the music! I really like all the music I've heard so far in the game. I love the track that plays in the big circular hall.(called the Grand Hall right? I saw it called that in a walkthrough--yes, I got frustrated after I found the shotgun because I couldn't find the rifle and I really wanted to shoot things way far away and I was in a hurry and tired of playing and wanted to get to checkpoint, save, and quit, so I looked up the location in a guide--I'm so ashamed. ) Also, I really like the soft tune that plays when you open the weapon box. Very relaxing, probably my favorite, so far.
That's all I can think of now....
Your thoughts?